Me: So we were at this rooftop bar and hung out there for a bit, but it was closing early, like everything in Pondy.
Patrick: A rooftop bar
Me: Yes
Me: Everything is on the roof here.
Patrick: Why is everything on the roof?
Me: Because their roofs are flat.
Patrick: You don’t talk about that in your tumblr.
Me: I know, I should.
Patrick: You don’t say, “Everything is on the roof.”
Me: Why don’t I say “Everything is on the roof”?
Patrick: Why don’t you!
Me: I will!