Things We Won’t Miss About India.

Endless staring
Mustaches
Creepy men
Being hassled
The blistering heat
Certain smells (urine, feces, sewage)
Air & water pollution
Incessant honking
Dangerous traffic
Lack of garbage cans
Garbage fires behind our hostel
The India Post
Indigestion
Increased potential for food poisoning
Beggars
Beggars touching us
Dressing modestly all the time
Sweating all the time
Feeling dirty all the time
Proxy servers & restricted Internet
Drunken (autorickshaw) drivers
How crossing your legs is a sign of disrespect
Terrible roads
People demanding tips
“Which country? Which country”
Vitamin & nutrient deficiency
Indian queues (or lack thereof)
Lack of rain
Having to drink bottled water all the time
Airtel spam
Hostel food
Hard mattresses

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